Whatever Happened?

Whatever happened to just a car? You know, a basic car with tires and a steering wheel and a radio without all the bells and whistles they come with now. We are looking at new cars and all of the options are confusing. What do I know about projector headlights? Or backup aids? All I want is a car that will drive and get me where I want to go without problems. I guess I'm not what you would call mechanically inclined. :)